Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Negotiator

Today after school, mommy had a few simple errands to run but didn't want to get us out of the car each time.  So, she asked her helper, Tripp, to run in to 2 places. 

Tripp:  Mom, you owe me $2.00.
Mommy:  I do?  For what?
Tripp:  Because I ran into 2 stores for you.

A few minutes later.

Tripp:  Mommy, you owe me $5.00.
Mommy:  $5?  I thought you said it was $2?
Tripp:  Well, it was but you didn't respond to me quick enough. 
Mommy:  Where did you get your negotiation skills?
Tripp:  From my mother.

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