Tate-ism

While walking through the parking garage to see 'The Nutcracker' ballet on stage, hand in hand with mommy and very unprovoked, Tate announces for all to hear:

Mommy, I'm sure glad it's just us girls and not the stinky boys.  What if daddy came and tooted at the ballet and then the ballerinas would stop dancing and say, 'Hey!, what's that stinky smell'? 

Ah, good thing.